I'm a Malaysian!!!

SIGH! Do I look like a Vietnamese or an Indonesian or Australian(rare)? Ishh! People's eyes nowadays got problem izit? S.T.U.P.I.D!!!

Example situation 1 (group discussion)
Person A [mainland chinese]: (talktalktalk)
Person B [mainland chinese]: (talktalktalk)
Person C [mainland chinese]: Any idea?

Me: Nope...
{mins later}

Me: (speaking mandarin)
Person A,B & C: Wah! You know how to speak mandarin?! Thought you were from vietnam or indonesia.
Me: .... (in mind thinking>>> haih~)

Example situation 2 (out of nowhere)

Person A: (running towards me)... Can we be friends?
Me: Why? I don't know you. (in mind thinking>>>W.E.I.R.D)

Person A: Oh. You look nice and friendly so I think we can be friends.
Me: HAR?! (really speechless)... Okok.
{talk awhile}

Person A: Wow. You speak good english and got slang. Are you Aussie?
Me: HAHAHA! (prouddddd :P) Err. No.

Lollll. I'm a MALAYSIAN la and I'm Proud! Haiyoooo!

Negaraku, tanah tumpahnya darahku,

Rakyat hidup, bersatu dan maju,

Rahmat bahagia, Tuhan kurniakan,

Raja kita, selamat bertahkta,

Rahmat bahagia, Tuhan kurniakan,

Raja kita, selamat bertahkta.